Still dreaming of ₹20 lakh crores in 2040

20 years from today, i.e. even in 2040 this guy in the picture won't be able to correctly figure out:
A) the number of zeros in ₹20 lakh crores.
B) how on earth his great grandpa, grandma, pappa and mamma could not swindle the ₹20 lakh crores years ago.
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Maths cannot survive without Logic

Two Clever Nuns

There were two nuns.

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past 38 ½ minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to violate us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

A little while later...

SM:It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in 1 minute.

SL:The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical!

Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

S : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM:Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty…………………

And the Moral of the Story is:
LOGIC BEATS MATHS ANYTIME.
And Maths cannot survive without Logic.
 😂😁😀😂😁😀😂

Bangalis as a tribe will get wiped off in 2020 because of their penchant for daily shopping

Bangalis of Bengal as a tribe will be wiped off totally by the end of 2020 because of their love/ penchant for daily shopping during the lockdown period to contain the spread of Coronavirus.
The tribe will feature in the pages of history books centuries later.

Be careful while responding to a lady on social media

মহিলাদের পোস্টে আমি আজকাল কমেন্ট করাই ছেড়ে দিয়েছি।

একজন পোস্ট করলেন: রোজ রাত্তিরে ডিনারের পর পেটে মোচড় দিয়ে ব্যথা হচ্ছে।
আমি জিজ্ঞেস করলাম: আপনি রাত্তিরে খান-কি?
ব্যস, দিলেন ব্লক করে।

আর একজন পুনানিবাসী বেড়ালপ্রেমী তাঁর মেনিবেড়ালের ছবি পোস্ট করেছিলেন। দোষের মধ্যে বলেছিলাম: ইউ হ্যাভ এ কিউট পুসি।
আগে বিশ্রীভাবে অপমান করে আনফ্রেন্ড করলেন। ব্লক করেননি অবশ্য।

আর একজন পরিবেশপ্রেমী দেখি বিশ্ব পরিবেশ দিবসে পোস্ট দিয়েছেন: গাছ লাগান।
আমি জানতে চেয়েছিলাম: আপনি নিজে কখনো লাগিয়েছেন?
তৎক্ষনাত ব্লক। আজো জানতে পারলাম না, আমার অপরাধ কি ছিল।

আর একজন হুমকি দিলেন: আপনি সবসময় এত আজেবাজে পোস্ট করেন, কখনো আপনাকে সামনে পেলে না, দেখিয়ে দিতাম।
আমি কৌতুহলে জানতে চেয়েছিলাম: কি দেখাতেন?
আবার ব্লক।

Password

PASSWORD PROBLEMS:
 
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USER: cabbage
 

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USER:   boiledcabbage
 
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USER: 1 boiled cabbage
 


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USER:  50bloodyboiledcabbages
 
 

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USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbagesBC



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USER:   MadarchodGiveMeAccessNow!



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USER :  TeriMakaBhosdaMadarchodChootMaarikeGandMeCabbageGhusaDungaAbAcceptNahiKiyaToh
 
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use by a Punjabi.

Was awarding the Nobel to a Banerjee, a comedy of errors

কোন ব‍্যানার্জীর নোবেল পাওয়ার কথা, আর কোন ব‍্যানার্জী পেলো🤔😂😂 সব চক্কান্ত !!

Was awarding the Nobel to a Banerjee, a comedy of errors 🤔🤔🤔
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Every husband is a farmer by default

Learn some practical economics and be an 'agree-culturist' to earn the rarest of rare Nobel Peace Prize everyday.
Research content: Deep Banerjee, Founder - Marketingpundit.com
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The media's interpretation of Narendra Modi's love for papaya

How media interprets what Narendra Modi says (and incidentally the anti-Modi chaddiless retards/ jerks parrot the same words thereafter):

Reporter: Sir, what do you eat during Navratri?

Modi: I only eat one single fruit in this Navratri.

Reporter: PM Sir; which fruit will you Eat ?

Modi: Papaya

NDTV: Breaking news ...
Modi does not like Mangoes; Banana; etc. He only eats Papaya.

Surjewala: Modi like Papaya means Saffron in  color.
This means Saffronisation of food choice

Shekhar Gupta: This means Modi is only promoting Hindutva.
He does not like green fruits means he is against Muslims.
This clearly shows Modi has no feelings for Muslims.

Mamata: I will put a ban on  papaya in Bengal.

Rahul Gandhi: My favorite Fruit is Banana ....I will never eat Papaya.

Barkha Dutt: The nation wants to know why Modi likes Papaya more than other fruits .

Mehbooba Mufti: Modi doesn't like Kashmiri Apple.This is Modi’s tactic to usurp Kashmir. We will not allow this to happen.

Yechuri: Selecting an expensive fruit like Papaya shows Modi is pro-capitalist. We would ask for a Judicial enquiry.

Kejriwal: Traditionally AAM (mango) is considered the King of Fruits.
Modi is anti aam aadmi.

Ravish Kumar: Modi has betrayed his ugly, communal façade by declaring that he likes Papaya. By deliberately avoiding green guavas from the list of fruits he likes, Modi has clearly demonstrated his anti-Muslim, communal mentality. He is Polarising the nation.

Rajdeep Sardesai: "Modi likes Papaya an Indian fruit which mean he hates Olives, the Italian fruit. This shows a narrow nationalism. These RSS people have no international taste & class"

Mani Shankar Aiyar: Modi is a rotten Papaya and must therefore be immediately removed from the basket. Otherwise all Papayas in the basket will rot. A rotten Papaya like modi has no place in the secular, all-inclusive basket of India.

Alpesh Thakor: मोदीजी विश्व का सबसे महंगा पपीता खाते है

Pawan Khera: मोदीजी विश्व के सबसे उच्च किस्म के पपीते से facial करवाते है.

Kanhaiya Kumar: मोदीजी केवल पपीते का केसरी भाग खाते है और हरे भाग को काट कर फैंक देतें है मोदी ने देश को तोड़ दिया.

Sadanand Dhume quoting Rupa:
"As per an eminent economist, eating only Papaya can reduce consumption of other food, thus lowering Indian GDP growth by 100 basis points."

The Wire and its readers: Would avoid commenting to remain within a veil of privacy.

600 Theatre Artists, 100 Filmmakers, 103 Economists, Civil society groups and Award Wapsi brigade has issued a joint statement urging Indians to boycott Papaya , as this fruit is damaging the unity & integrity of India.

This is how media (and their respective target audience) interpret every news in 2019 😊

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Mamata's English 'Mother of thiefs are sounds most'

ইংরেজীতে অনুবাদ শিখুনঃ
"চোরের মায়ের বড় গলা" - "Mother of thiefs are sounds most."

রক্কে করো বগবান রক্কে করো।।
 ইনি আমাদের মুখ্যমন্ত্রী😄😄🙏🙏
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Prescription by striking junior doctors of NRS Medical College to Mamata to end the impasse

Are there any doctors in my list who can read and/ or unearth the suggestions (for ending the doctors impasse in West Bengal) in the prescription submitted to Dr. Didi ?
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Striking junior doctors assured of Dhop'er Chop by Mamata at 5.36pm on 2019-06-17

Meeting of striking doctors with a supreme Dr. Bhaja Maach Ulte Khete Jaane Na Didi got over at the 14th Floor of  Nabanna (across the Hooghly River) in Kolkata.

Lots of issues discussed. How many of those issues will be resolved is unknown.

However, there's no ambiguity on the assurance at 5.36pm on Monday 2019-06-17 by HER that the docs should only leave after gobbling down a few Biswa Bangla Dhop'er Chop and Pheesh Fry.

Jai Shree Ram!
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Bishnu Mata's stethoscope with self emitting Boveron

Bishnu Mata's stethoscope with Boveron as cure for all ailments is perhaps the last option, I guess!

Please don't miss out the video in the link:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=912781772393279&id=851146178556839

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Funny school teachers in India

Schools across India has really funny teachers.
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Mamata's transformation from 'Bua' to 'Mausi'

In 2012, a young lad from a poor background topped the West Bengal XII Board exam. CM Mamata Banerjee desired to felicitate the boy. A function was organized for this. When handing over the prize, CM asked the boy, "Study hard in College. I want to see you top again."

Boy said, "जी, बुआ"

In 2015, the boy topped the University in his Bachelor's degree. A function was organized again. CM was very happy. She handed over a bigger prize to the young lad and said, "Hope you will top in your Masters as well"

Boy said,"जी, मौसी"

CM was surprised. She asked the boy, "Three years ago you called me बुआ, today you called me मौसी! Why so?"

Boy replied, "Three years ago, when my father saw a picture of yours, he would say "दीदी, दीदी!" Nowadays when he sees a picture of yours, he says "साली..."

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Show compassion if you happen to spot freaks on the road

Show compassion if you happen to spot freaks on the roads (in West Bengal).
Please don't tease them further 😊
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Man thanks RaGa for Modiji's thumping win

Man thanks RaGa for his contribution towards BJP's thumping win in the Lok Sabha Elections 2019. 

Yayy .... Burnol moments

Yayyy 😝
Burnol moments for some.
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Opportunity lost to have a MB 'mukt' Bengal in May 2019

Opportunity lost to have a MB 'mukt' Bengal in May 2019 itself because of the inspiration/ 'Anuperona' provided to MB by a MB 😠
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Biwi saath, aur mobile haath mein

Ye hota hai agar biwi saath ho aur mobile haath me ho.
It's only the Khangressi #GadharamMutraBhakts who will still  shamelessly move around saying,  #TohKyaHua 👇
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