Three of West Bengal's best ever musicians will compete for mindspace in Durga Puja 20021

Three of West Bengal's best ever musicians, viz. Ranu Mondal, Baisakhi Sovon duo, and Colourful Madan Mitra with Tollywood lasses (rendering Manike Mange Hite, Ta Ta Thoi Thoi and Don't Know My Name respectively) will compete for mindspace with huge speakers blaring their high voltage performance during Durga Puja 20021. 

If you have 3 Durga Puja pandals in close proximity of your house, you will have a 'gala' sleepless Durga Puja in mid October 2021. 

Sarodiya Subhechcha to you and your dear ones in advance 🤭 

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Mamata as Ma Kali - Jotoi Dao Totoi Chai

Mamata as Ma Kali - Jotoi Dao Totoi Chai

She is clueless as always

The lady in white is a clueless aspirational heartless dreamer who has been aspiring for the chair of PM but without any capabilities whatsoever! 

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Schoolgirl wants to grow up to become someone like Indrani Mukerjea

Teacher: Who is your 'role model'? 

Girl: Ma'am, Indrani Mukerjea!
 
Teacher : (Shocked)  Why? 

Girl: See Ma'am,  Abdul Kalam passed away - no debate.
Sania won Wimbledon - 10 minutes coverage.
 4/5 toppers in IAS are women - do we even know? 
Indian women hockey team got entry in Olympics after 20 years - have we ever heard? 
Have we ever seen any interview from  Indra Nooyi, Chanda Kochchar, Shikha Sharma .... ???
Look at Indrani Mukerjea. Inch by inch they are covering, how much struggle she had, how ambitious she is, how beautiful she looks .... how many husbands she had ... what companies she had ... I am inspired by what  I see on TV. 
Ma'am I want to become full cover story like Indrani Mukerjea! 

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(Repost from own Facebook wallpost dated 2015-09-03) 

Stock prices of Burnol makers have reason 1228% between 2014 and 2021

Stock prices of Dr Morepen Laboratories (makers of Burnol ointment) have risen 1228% ever since Modiji was voted to power in mid 2014. 

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Waiting for 'Duare Saali'

সকাল আটটা হবে কলিং বেল বেজে উঠল দরজা খুলতেই একজন রোগা মতো লোক দুহাতে দুটো ব্যাগ নিয়ে দাঁড়িয়ে।  জিগ্যেস করলাম কি ব্যাপার? বললো দুয়ারে শ্বশুর প্রকল্পে জামাইদের বাড়ী বাড়ী খাবার পৌছে দিচ্ছি। আমি রেগে গিয়ে বললাম আমি কি খেতে পাই না! যে এই খাবার গুলো নেব??? আরে রাগ করছেন কেন?এগুলো আপনার শ্বশুর পাঠিয়েছে আমাদের সংস্থার মাধ্যমে। ও তাই বলুন! যেতে যেতে বলে গেলেন দুপুরের রান্না করবেন না; দুপুরে আসবে দুয়ারে শ্বাশুরী। 

দুপুরে কলিং বেল বেজে উঠলো দরজা খুলতেই একজন মোটসোটা মহিলা দুহাতে দুটো বড়ো বড়ো টিফিন বক্স ও কাঁধে ব্যাগ;   টিফিন বক্স দুটো ধরিয়ে দিয়ে আসন বের করে তাড়াতাড়ি বসে পড়ুন ধান,দূর্বা দিয়ে আশীর্বাদ করে চলে গেল।দুপুরে খাওয়া দাওয়াটা বেশ ভালোই হল। 
বিকেলে ঘুম থেকে উঠে চা খাবো এমন সময় কলিং বেলটা আবার ও বেজে উঠলো। দেখি একটা ফচকে টাইপের ছেলে, হাতে খবরের কাগজের মোড়কে একটা হুইস্কির বোতল, অন‍্য হাতে একটা বিসলেরির জলের বোতল আর কিছু ফিসফ্রাই। বুঝে গেলাম দুয়ারে শালা। 

পেটের যা অবস্থা রাতে খেতে পারব কিনা জানিনা!!!
তবু অপেক্ষায় আছি দুয়ারে শালির জন্য।।

😛😝😜  

What do the seemingly holy ones want in their prayers?

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots 🦜, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying
“HI, we're hot. Do you want a date?” 

“That's terrible!” The priest exclaimed. “But I DO have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male taking parrots, to whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will then teach YOUR parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship.” 

So the next day the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots, and the female parrots say “Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?” 

One male parrot looks over at the other and screams: “Put your Bible away Idiot! Our prayers have been answered!”. 

She passed away in English

It's only 

(1) people in India who have grown up with the 'chalta hai' attitude and 
(2) Indians with a commie bent of mind who want others to remain downtrodden while they themselves tower over others without possessing the abilities ........ 
who will say that English is after all a foreign language and as long as the message is understandable, there's no reason to laugh. 
For those in Serial (2), check out the background/ upbringings of their children and you will find that more often than not, they have ensured that their children's future has been taken care of. 
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Some 'gaadhas' want an 'Overgrown Adolescent' named RaGa to become the PM of India. 

However, the way the retard is slapped on social media almost daily is huge entertainment for netizens like me.
Here's one reply to RaGa's Tweet by a netizen in response to the subject 'FreeVaccineForAll' 😃
Poora Dho Daala!
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Mastaan got it back from a roti seller

 

বছর দেড়েক আগে বড় রাস্তার মোড়ে  রাতের বেলায়  রুটি কিনতে গেছিলাম। অনেকেই রুটির জন্য অপেক্ষা করছেন। একটা লোক বাইক থামিয়ে, সীটে বসেই হেঁকে উঠলো, ”ফটাফট দশটা রুটি দাও।"
বলেই সিগারেট ধরিয়ে আবার, "জলদি করো, তাড়াতাড়ি।"
ভাবলাম কোনো হোমরাচোমরা ব্যাস্ত বাগীশ লোক হবে হয়তো। হয়তোবা  কোন এঁদো গলির অনুপ্রাণিত ছিন্নমূল নেতা। কিন্তু রুটিওয়ালার কোনো হেলদোল নেই। তিনি পরপর গ্রাহক ছাড়তে লাগলেন। আরও দু-তিনবার রুটি চাওয়ার পরও যখন দোকানী ভদ্রলোক পরপরই দিয়ে যাচ্ছেন, লোকটা এবারে খেঁকিয়ে উঠলো, কি ব্যাপার, কথা কানে যাচ্ছে না? তারাতাড়ি রুটি দিতে বলছি যে।"
উত্তরে রুটিওয়ালা ভদ্রলোক যা বললেন, তাতে আমার তো মনে হয়না পৃথিবীর কেউ আর রুটির জন্য তাড়াতাড়ি করবে। 
উনি বললেন, "মস্তানি করবেন না দাদা। চুপচাপ লাইনে দাঁড়ান। আপনি যদি সত্যিই মস্তান বা নেতা হতেন, তো বাড়িতেই বউকে দিয়েই রুটি বানিয়ে নিতেন।" 😉 
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Alcohol consumption is bad

Alcohol consumption is bad because  ....  

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Didir Baani .... the universal big sister of West Bengal will not allow the Government of India to harm the nuts of her faithful brothers 😉. 

Location: Kotulpur 2021-04. 
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For RaGa, 'eksau paisat' is 'one six seven'

I keep wondering which Irish Brother admitted this freak to St. Columbas School. Every time I think about that, I feel ashamed to call myself an alumni of a Christian Brother school 😩 

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Chanting of "Jai Shree Ram" can make someone jump from the wheelchair and start running

For eradicating the most diabolical disease in West Bengal, garb se pukaro, zor se pukaro, bhakti se pukaro, "Jai Shree Ram"  🙏 

To heal all sprains and fractured bones in seconds, zor se pukaro, bhakti se pukaro, "Jai Shree Ram"  🙏  🤭 
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What's RaGa saying

This is what happens when a spoilt 'Overgrown Adolescent' whiles away time in the class thinking about his escapades to Bangkok or Italy. During examinations, questions are set from within the syllabus. However, the spoilt student has no clues about the answers.

The student nevertheless answers something to avoid getting smacked by his mom with her torn and soiled chappals.
Let's pity the poor teacher who has to browse through the entire answer sheet to check if the answer is hidden somewhere in the junk to avoid awarding a perfect 'duck' 😩
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After Nadda was addressed as Fadda, people with certain surnames don't want to become opposition leaders

People with surnames like Pal, Dhara (and the likes) dare not oppose HER in Bengal following her public outburst against BJP President J.P.Nadda and calling him names in December 2020  

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Didir Baani - Ericsson is Erection

In Queen's Republic of Waste Bengal where the only 'born on a footpath' FMCG brand to be extensively advertised is Japani Tel, little wonders that the 'telebhaja queen' who's a self proclaimed #GreatestGiftOfGodToBengaliMankind is of the opinion that Ericsson is pronounced ERECTION and Accenture is AKENTURE 😡😡😡

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Cracking the Civil Services isn't

Little wonders that his students crack the Civil Services exams with ease 😀 

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S.P.Balasubramaniam's last video message to his fans and well-wishers

Noted singer S.P.Balasubramaniam breathed his last on 2020-09-25. He was recovering from Corona. 

This was his last video message to his fans and well-wishers. He was confident of a total recovery. Nevertheless, he succumbed to the deadly pandemic 😩 
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Vidyasagar supposedly invented the 'mile'

It's a blessing that 'Ishwar da' is no more 😜. 

For all that we know, Manoniya sat besides 'him' under the street light to complete her PhD thesis papers which were submitted to a non-existent New Georgia University. 

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