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Needs no further explanation 😃😃😃

Poti jaigai giye eirokom bodmaisi koren .... 😀

Poti jaigai giye eirokom bodmaisi koren ...... 😀😀😀😀 

Courtesy: Rina Halder 

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Her cunningness is comparable to the man under the stairs

How figurative 😉 

The repetitive cunning act is extremely amusing for the one under the stairs! That's his definition of fun. 

Now replace that man with the 'daanda' with a bloodthirsty 'khaalpar' resident and visualize how the person makes people take each other's lives. 

It's only a matter of time before the person's diabolical designs will be dealt with by the common man with exemplary tit for tat. 

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Congress promised an extra finger during the Lok Sabha Elections 2019 - Kms Of India

Congress definitely put all their might into the Lok Sabha Elections 2019. 

They even promised an extra finger (to dip into ghee?). 

Or, is their poor counting skills a symptom of Pappuitis?  

Text courtesy: Sankara Pillai. 

Pic courtesy: Vikram Menon. 

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* Kms Of India 

* Kilometres Of India 

* Only While Travelling By Road In India 

* Wisest Man In Congress 

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Epic printing error in Jugantar

একবার বিখ্যাত রাজনৈতিক ব্যাক্তিত্ব সুশীল ধারার নেতৃত্বে একটি 'মৌন প্রতিবাদ' মিছিলের রিপোর্ট করতে গিয়ে যুগান্তর পত্রিকায় ছাপা হয়েছিল:

"সুশীল বারার নেতৃত্বে মৌন মিছিল।" 

ভুল বুঝতে পেরে তার পরদিন ভ্রম সংশোধনী ছাপা হয়

"সুশীল ধারার নেতৃত্বে যৌন মিছিল।" 

ভুলের পুনরাবৃত্তি হওয়ায় পরদিন ছাপা হয়

"ক্রম সংশোধন- 'যৌন মিছিল' নয়, 'মৌন মিছিল' হবে । আমরা লজ্জিত। " 

ভ্রমের জায়গায় ক্রম ছাপায়, পরের দিন লিখতে হল 

"ক্রম সংশোধন' নয়, 'ভ্রম সংশোধন হবে'। আমরা সজ্জিত।" 

এতেও ভুল হওয়ায় পরের দিন শেষবারের মত কাগজে দেখা গেল-

"গতকাল 'লজ্জিত'র জায়গায় 'সজ্জিত' ছাপা হয়েছে। আমাদের এই অনভিপ্রেত পাছার ভুলের জন্য আমরা দুঃখিত ।" 

এতবার ভুল হওয়ায় এবার পাঠকরা অত্যন্ত বিরক্ত হলেন। 

চারদিক থেকে প্রচুর চিঠি আসতে লাগল। 

সম্পাদক কম্পোজিটারকে ডেকে আচ্ছা করে ধমকালেন। 

কম্পোজিটার গিয়ে টাইপসেটারের বাপান্ত করলেন।

ঘাবড়ে গিয়ে নার্ভাস টাইপসেটার যা করলেন, তাতে পরের দিন কাগজে বের হলো

"ছাপার ভুলের জায়গায় পাছার চুল লেখায় আমরা ক্ষমাপ্রার্থী। " 

New normal punishment in WB govt schools

The new normal punishment for 'gorment' school students in Queen's Republic of Waste Bengal. 

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Bewafa Tea & Cold Drinks stall in Sheikhpura, Bihar

While visiting his native place in Sheikhpura, Bihar, a frequent traveller Sabir Syed tumbled upon Bewafa Tea & Cold Drinks on 30th July 2022. The owner supposedly had a heart break and thereafter started this business and named it accordingly. 

There's discount on offer for heart broken people. 

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Khela shuru (from 2022-07-22 morning)

Khela shuru (from 2022-07-22 morning), 

Khela hochche, 

Aaro khela hobe. 

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SHE has justified the find of ₹20 crores

The Symbol Of Integrity has justified ED's find of ₹20 crores so far on 2022-07-22. 

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Testicles needed

Testicles needed for HAnubrata Mondal. 

Kind hearted TMChii apologists should come forward to donate their own testicles. 

She is striving to stop bluffing

"নুন, চিনি রিফাইন্ড তেল সব ছেড়ে দিয়েছি আজ বছর দুয়েক হয়ে গেল...
সকালে উঠে প্রায় তিন কিলোমিটার হাঁটি, আধঘন্টা যোগাসন.... একলিটার ঈষদুষ্ণ জল... এইগুলো প্রায় রুটিন হয়ে গেছে আমার...
চা কফি মদ সব ত্যাগ করেছি বেশ কিছুদিন হয়ে গেল... শুধু সবুজ সবজি, তাজা ফল খাই...  সাথে ভুট্টার রুটি তাজা মাখন দিয়ে...
সারাদিনে প্রায় তিনলিটার জল...
বিকেলে একগ্লাস ছাঁচ, সাথে ড্রাইফ্রুট... সিজনাল ফ্রেশ ফল যখন যা পাই খাই...
সবরকম খারাপ জিনিস খাওয়া ছেড়ে দিয়েছি... অ্যালকোহল একেবারেই বন্ধ... 
সব বাজে অভ্যেস বন্ধ হয়ে গেছে প্রায়... এখন যে করেই হোক এই  মিথ্যেকথা বলার অভ্যেসটা ছাড়তে পারলেই হয়ে যাবে....!"
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Shiv Sena leader can't wear a mask

Shiv Sena leader can't wear a mask. 

Little wonders that they are called 'ganwar senas'! 

They too want to rule India and/ or the states. 

Location: Gorakhpur, UP (February 2022) 

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Hilarious love song lyrics revolving around 'pitha' during Makar Sankranti 😃

Hilarious lyrics of a love song in a vernacular movie revolving around 'pitha' during Makar Sankranti 😃😃😃😃 

Featuring actors Dev (TMChii MP) and Srabonti. 

Shouldn't miss it for anything on earth. 

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Eligible boy in Patna responded to a matrimonial advertisement

Self proclaimed eligible bachelor from Patna responded to a matrimonial advertisement inserted by a lady. 

Here's what he wrote to her  .... 

Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I am seeing ur advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on u and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.

I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna. I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School, Bezna Road.

I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them.

I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am.

I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so.

I am keep fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing everywhere.

I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands. 

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Pappini dressed for Halloween 2021

Stop saying she was dressed for Halloween ! 

Uske Bhak..ti pe dhyan do! 

Caption courtesy: Dr. Rupa Murthy 
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Three of West Bengal's best ever musicians will compete for mindspace in Durga Puja 20021

Three of West Bengal's best ever musicians, viz. Ranu Mondal, Baisakhi Sovon duo, and Colourful Madan Mitra with Tollywood lasses (rendering Manike Mange Hite, Ta Ta Thoi Thoi and Don't Know My Name respectively) will compete for mindspace with huge speakers blaring their high voltage performance during Durga Puja 20021. 

If you have 3 Durga Puja pandals in close proximity of your house, you will have a 'gala' sleepless Durga Puja in mid October 2021. 

Sarodiya Subhechcha to you and your dear ones in advance 🤭 

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Mamata as Ma Kali - Jotoi Dao Totoi Chai

Mamata as Ma Kali - Jotoi Dao Totoi Chai

She is clueless as always

The lady in white is a clueless aspirational heartless dreamer who has been aspiring for the chair of PM but without any capabilities whatsoever! 

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* Bengal Doomed 
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* Greatest Gift Of God To Bengali Mankind  

Schoolgirl wants to grow up to become someone like Indrani Mukerjea

Teacher: Who is your 'role model'? 

Girl: Ma'am, Indrani Mukerjea!
 
Teacher : (Shocked)  Why? 

Girl: See Ma'am,  Abdul Kalam passed away - no debate.
Sania won Wimbledon - 10 minutes coverage.
 4/5 toppers in IAS are women - do we even know? 
Indian women hockey team got entry in Olympics after 20 years - have we ever heard? 
Have we ever seen any interview from  Indra Nooyi, Chanda Kochchar, Shikha Sharma .... ???
Look at Indrani Mukerjea. Inch by inch they are covering, how much struggle she had, how ambitious she is, how beautiful she looks .... how many husbands she had ... what companies she had ... I am inspired by what  I see on TV. 
Ma'am I want to become full cover story like Indrani Mukerjea! 

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(Repost from own Facebook wallpost dated 2015-09-03) 

Stock prices of Burnol makers have reason 1228% between 2014 and 2021

Stock prices of Dr Morepen Laboratories (makers of Burnol ointment) have risen 1228% ever since Modiji was voted to power in mid 2014. 

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