Friday, 25 September 2015
Tuesday, 21 July 2015
Sunday, 5 July 2015
Responding to the boss in a washroom
How do you respond to your BOSS who meets you at the washroom urinal and asks "How are You doing?" ???
See how this person responded :
"I was under a lot of pressure, but things seem to be flowing well now. I've got a firm grip on the situation and am seeing some good volumes & output. It may take a while before I achieve completion, but it's important to take one's time in order to stay focused on objectives. I expect to wash my hands off the whole thing soon."
See how this person responded :
"I was under a lot of pressure, but things seem to be flowing well now. I've got a firm grip on the situation and am seeing some good volumes & output. It may take a while before I achieve completion, but it's important to take one's time in order to stay focused on objectives. I expect to wash my hands off the whole thing soon."
Wednesday, 25 February 2015
Monday, 23 February 2015
MP runs out of Parliament, blames tight underpants
A Canadian MP, who was asked to explain why he had to leave the House of Commons, has blamed his tight pants.
Martin, who belongs to the official opposition New Democrats, bolted as members of Parliament began to rise one by one to vote.
When asked to explain, Martin said, "I can blame it on a sale that was held at the Hudson's Bay . They had a men's underwear on for half-price. I bought a bunch that was clearly too small for me, and I find it difficult to sit for any length of time".
Martin, who belongs to the official opposition New Democrats, bolted as members of Parliament began to rise one by one to vote.
When asked to explain, Martin said, "I can blame it on a sale that was held at the Hudson's Bay . They had a men's underwear on for half-price. I bought a bunch that was clearly too small for me, and I find it difficult to sit for any length of time".
Tuesday, 27 January 2015
Maths teacher had an equally cheeky answer
Monday, 5 January 2015
Slogan on vehicle Diesel tank
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