(Photo courtesy: Ambika Sharma)
Sunday 20 November 2016
Valley Parking services offered to guests
Meanwhile at an upmarket neighbourhood in NCR, wedding perks have reached an all new high!
(Photo courtesy: Ambika Sharma)
(Photo courtesy: Ambika Sharma)
Thursday 7 July 2016
Monday 13 June 2016
Akhil Bharatiya Patni Peedit Purush Swatantra Diwas
Are you aware of 'Akhil Bharatiya Patni Peedit Purush Swatantra Diwas'?
P.S: Laugh Aloud is a stress relieving initiative by #Marketingpundit.com, the virtual space identity of Deep Banerjee.
P.S: Laugh Aloud is a stress relieving initiative by #Marketingpundit.com, the virtual space identity of Deep Banerjee.
Sunday 12 June 2016
Rakhi Sawant’s rant after Pratyusha Banerjee’s suicide in early April 2016
Rakhi Sawant’s rant after Pratyusha Banerjee’s suicide in early April 2016 in Mumbai.
Thursday 5 May 2016
Little Johnny strikes again
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN !!!!
*Teacher*: "Children, tomorrow I'd like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development.
At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.
*Teacher*: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that for tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems, when he says anything that appears rude, to get up and leave the class room."
Everybody agreed to this plan.
Next day, teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anna......"
*Anna:* "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk."
*Teacher*: "Very good Anna! Yes Lucy!"
*Lucy*: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home."
*Teacher*: "Excellent, thank you Lucy!"
At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the teacher asks:
"Oh heavens, tell me Johnny what new development is being built near your home."
*Little Johnny*: "Near my home, they are building a brothel."
As instructed, all the young girls get up and proceed to leave,
* Little Johnny* says, "Hold it, you little whores, it hasn't been opened yet!"
*Teacher*: "Children, tomorrow I'd like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development.
At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.
*Teacher*: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that for tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems, when he says anything that appears rude, to get up and leave the class room."
Everybody agreed to this plan.
Next day, teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anna......"
*Anna:* "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk."
*Teacher*: "Very good Anna! Yes Lucy!"
*Lucy*: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home."
*Teacher*: "Excellent, thank you Lucy!"
At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the teacher asks:
"Oh heavens, tell me Johnny what new development is being built near your home."
*Little Johnny*: "Near my home, they are building a brothel."
As instructed, all the young girls get up and proceed to leave,
* Little Johnny* says, "Hold it, you little whores, it hasn't been opened yet!"
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