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Was awarding the Nobel to a Banerjee, a comedy of errors

কোন ব‍্যানার্জীর নোবেল পাওয়ার কথা, আর কোন ব‍্যানার্জী পেলো🤔😂😂 সব চক্কান্ত !!

Was awarding the Nobel to a Banerjee, a comedy of errors 🤔🤔🤔
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Every husband is a farmer by default

Learn some practical economics and be an 'agree-culturist' to earn the rarest of rare Nobel Peace Prize everyday.
Research content: Deep Banerjee, Founder - Marketingpundit.com
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The media's interpretation of Narendra Modi's love for papaya

How media interprets what Narendra Modi says (and incidentally the anti-Modi chaddiless retards/ jerks parrot the same words thereafter):

Reporter: Sir, what do you eat during Navratri?

Modi: I only eat one single fruit in this Navratri.

Reporter: PM Sir; which fruit will you Eat ?

Modi: Papaya

NDTV: Breaking news ...
Modi does not like Mangoes; Banana; etc. He only eats Papaya.

Surjewala: Modi like Papaya means Saffron in  color.
This means Saffronisation of food choice

Shekhar Gupta: This means Modi is only promoting Hindutva.
He does not like green fruits means he is against Muslims.
This clearly shows Modi has no feelings for Muslims.

Mamata: I will put a ban on  papaya in Bengal.

Rahul Gandhi: My favorite Fruit is Banana ....I will never eat Papaya.

Barkha Dutt: The nation wants to know why Modi likes Papaya more than other fruits .

Mehbooba Mufti: Modi doesn't like Kashmiri Apple.This is Modi’s tactic to usurp Kashmir. We will not allow this to happen.

Yechuri: Selecting an expensive fruit like Papaya shows Modi is pro-capitalist. We would ask for a Judicial enquiry.

Kejriwal: Traditionally AAM (mango) is considered the King of Fruits.
Modi is anti aam aadmi.

Ravish Kumar: Modi has betrayed his ugly, communal façade by declaring that he likes Papaya. By deliberately avoiding green guavas from the list of fruits he likes, Modi has clearly demonstrated his anti-Muslim, communal mentality. He is Polarising the nation.

Rajdeep Sardesai: "Modi likes Papaya an Indian fruit which mean he hates Olives, the Italian fruit. This shows a narrow nationalism. These RSS people have no international taste & class"

Mani Shankar Aiyar: Modi is a rotten Papaya and must therefore be immediately removed from the basket. Otherwise all Papayas in the basket will rot. A rotten Papaya like modi has no place in the secular, all-inclusive basket of India.

Alpesh Thakor: मोदीजी विश्व का सबसे महंगा पपीता खाते है

Pawan Khera: मोदीजी विश्व के सबसे उच्च किस्म के पपीते से facial करवाते है.

Kanhaiya Kumar: मोदीजी केवल पपीते का केसरी भाग खाते है और हरे भाग को काट कर फैंक देतें है मोदी ने देश को तोड़ दिया.

Sadanand Dhume quoting Rupa:
"As per an eminent economist, eating only Papaya can reduce consumption of other food, thus lowering Indian GDP growth by 100 basis points."

The Wire and its readers: Would avoid commenting to remain within a veil of privacy.

600 Theatre Artists, 100 Filmmakers, 103 Economists, Civil society groups and Award Wapsi brigade has issued a joint statement urging Indians to boycott Papaya , as this fruit is damaging the unity & integrity of India.

This is how media (and their respective target audience) interpret every news in 2019 😊

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