Friday, 29 May 2020

Pakistan's work from home strategy


Pakistan has taken work from home a bit too seriously in response to India's figurative gesture of how badly we can 'thoko' them 😅😅😅😅
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Thursday, 14 May 2020

Still dreaming of ₹20 lakh crores in 2040


20 years from today, i.e. even in 2040 this guy in the picture won't be able to correctly figure out:
A) the number of zeros in ₹20 lakh crores.
B) how on earth his great grandpa, grandma, pappa and mamma could not swindle the ₹20 lakh crores years ago.
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Thursday, 7 May 2020

Wear your masks properly


Please wear your masks properly while driving/ riding or when you go out of home to fetch essential items or when you are in office.

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Wednesday, 6 May 2020

Maths cannot survive without Logic

Two Clever Nuns

There were two nuns.

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past 38 ½ minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to violate us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

A little while later...

SM:It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in 1 minute.

SL:The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical!

Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

S : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM:Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty…………………

And the Moral of the Story is:
LOGIC BEATS MATHS ANYTIME.
And Maths cannot survive without Logic.
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