Everything is fair in business

A day before Valentine's day, I saw a Lawyer friend purchasing 40 Valentines Day Cards from a Gift shop...

On all the Cards, at sender's place, he wrote:

"Tumhari Jaan, hope you recognised me...! Let us meet in the Evening...! Love you...! 💌"

When asked, he said, "On last year's Valentine's Day, I posted 20 such cards in our locality, and got 5-cases for Divorce...!"
😜😜

Everything is Fair in Business...!!!
🏃🏼🏃🏼

Very busy lovebird - Valentine special...

Boy: "I love you"
Girl: "Are you mad? I'm married. I have a husband. I have a boyfriend in my office and my ex boyfriend is still my neighbor. My boss proposed to  me yesterday and I can't say NO to him. And I have one serious extra marital affair..."

Boy (after a long pause): "Dekh lo kahin adjust hota ho to."