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Monday, 13 June 2016
Akhil Bharatiya Patni Peedit Purush Swatantra Diwas
Are you aware of 'Akhil Bharatiya Patni Peedit Purush Swatantra Diwas'?
P.S: Laugh Aloud is a stress relieving initiative by #Marketingpundit.com, the virtual space identity of Deep Banerjee.
P.S: Laugh Aloud is a stress relieving initiative by #Marketingpundit.com, the virtual space identity of Deep Banerjee.
Sunday, 12 June 2016
Rakhi Sawant’s rant after Pratyusha Banerjee’s suicide in early April 2016
Rakhi Sawant’s rant after Pratyusha Banerjee’s suicide in early April 2016 in Mumbai.
Thursday, 5 May 2016
Little Johnny strikes again
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN !!!!
*Teacher*: "Children, tomorrow I'd like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development.
At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.
*Teacher*: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that for tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems, when he says anything that appears rude, to get up and leave the class room."
Everybody agreed to this plan.
Next day, teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anna......"
*Anna:* "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk."
*Teacher*: "Very good Anna! Yes Lucy!"
*Lucy*: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home."
*Teacher*: "Excellent, thank you Lucy!"
At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the teacher asks:
"Oh heavens, tell me Johnny what new development is being built near your home."
*Little Johnny*: "Near my home, they are building a brothel."
As instructed, all the young girls get up and proceed to leave,
* Little Johnny* says, "Hold it, you little whores, it hasn't been opened yet!"
*Teacher*: "Children, tomorrow I'd like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development.
At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.
*Teacher*: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that for tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems, when he says anything that appears rude, to get up and leave the class room."
Everybody agreed to this plan.
Next day, teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anna......"
*Anna:* "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk."
*Teacher*: "Very good Anna! Yes Lucy!"
*Lucy*: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home."
*Teacher*: "Excellent, thank you Lucy!"
At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the teacher asks:
"Oh heavens, tell me Johnny what new development is being built near your home."
*Little Johnny*: "Near my home, they are building a brothel."
As instructed, all the young girls get up and proceed to leave,
* Little Johnny* says, "Hold it, you little whores, it hasn't been opened yet!"
Friday, 25 September 2015
Sunny Leone is a visionary
Sunny Leone is a visionary who anticipated tough times ahead and had a shift in her career!
Tuesday, 21 July 2015
Supplement to 'Dotted Condoms'
Supplement to 'Dotted Condoms'
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Sunday, 5 July 2015
Responding to the boss in a washroom
How do you respond to your BOSS who meets you at the washroom urinal and asks "How are You doing?" ???
See how this person responded :
"I was under a lot of pressure, but things seem to be flowing well now. I've got a firm grip on the situation and am seeing some good volumes & output. It may take a while before I achieve completion, but it's important to take one's time in order to stay focused on objectives. I expect to wash my hands off the whole thing soon."
See how this person responded :
"I was under a lot of pressure, but things seem to be flowing well now. I've got a firm grip on the situation and am seeing some good volumes & output. It may take a while before I achieve completion, but it's important to take one's time in order to stay focused on objectives. I expect to wash my hands off the whole thing soon."
Wednesday, 25 February 2015
Insights on uses for Vaseline
Insights on uses for Vaseline.
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Monday, 23 February 2015
MP runs out of Parliament, blames tight underpants
A Canadian MP, who was asked to explain why he had to leave the House of Commons, has blamed his tight pants.
Martin, who belongs to the official opposition New Democrats, bolted as members of Parliament began to rise one by one to vote.
When asked to explain, Martin said, "I can blame it on a sale that was held at the Hudson's Bay . They had a men's underwear on for half-price. I bought a bunch that was clearly too small for me, and I find it difficult to sit for any length of time".
Martin, who belongs to the official opposition New Democrats, bolted as members of Parliament began to rise one by one to vote.
When asked to explain, Martin said, "I can blame it on a sale that was held at the Hudson's Bay . They had a men's underwear on for half-price. I bought a bunch that was clearly too small for me, and I find it difficult to sit for any length of time".
Tuesday, 27 January 2015
Maths teacher had an equally cheeky answer
Maths teacher had an equally cheeky answer to the problem solving ability of an Indian student studying engineering in the 5th semester and aspiring to become another snooty (and 'know it all') IT specialist.
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#LaughAloud #ReliefFromStress
Monday, 5 January 2015
Advertisement in newspaper for lost black & white goat
Advertisement in newspaper for lost black & white goat weighing 15 kgs.
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Slogan on vehicle Diesel tank
Bengali: 'Beshi khele babu bokbe'.
English: 'If you drink more, owner will scold me'.
This slogan on the diesel tank of a commercial vehicle was spotted and photographed somewhere in West Bengal by Indian Roadie, Neeraj Pandey.
Thank you Neeraj for this wonderful capture.
Saturday, 27 December 2014
Bhaag Madan Bhaag
Madan Mitra (Sports & Transport Minister of West Bengal), overtaken by CBI inspite of his 'Bhaag Madan Bhaag' sprints!!!
A R R E S T E D around 4pm on 12th December 2014 by CBI for huge fraud!
CBI found Madan to be closely associated with the mega Saradha chit fund scam!
When did Madan go to have a facial last time?
How is it that his face used to shine like a mirror?
What is Madan's weight as on 12th Dec?
What did he have for dinner on 11th Dec 2014?
Did he lose his hunger on 11th Dec?
Did he have a sound sleep in the intervening night of 11th and 12th Dec?
How many trips did he make to the loo on the intervening night of 11th and 12th Dec?
Did he have his breakfast at home on 12th Dec before heading for the CBI office in Kolkata?
What did he have for breakfast?
What was the thickness of the rope used to tie him up after 4pm on 12th Dec?
What was the length of the rope used to tie him up after 4pm on 12th Dec?
What did he have for lunch on 12th Dec before the arrest?
What did he have for dinner on 12th Dec after the arrest?
Will he be served dinner in a three year old aluminium 'thali' on 12th Dec and for the next decade or more that he'll be a 'state guest'?
Will he be made to lie on the floor at the Salt Lake Electronics Complex Police Station on 12th Dec & henceforth?
Will he made to wear a blue and white striped 'chaddi' and 'pajama' henceforth?
How happy is Kunal Ghosh now?
There are no end to the number of questions haunting me .... all related to this person who created history in independent West Bengal!
Dailies of 13th & 14th December 2014 will have all the answers .... I will not have access to all those. Please respond with your answers.
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Swamiji, Mamataji, Netaji
Swamiji, Mamataji, Netaji ...... efforts are on to project all in the same league!!!
The one and only 'learned' and 'know it all' lady of West Bengal has passed on instructions to have 10'x3' flex banners printed & displayed in thousands (maybe in lakhs .... more the merrier for their own coffers) on 10th/ 11th Jan & 22nd/ 23rd Jan 2015 to celebrate Swami Vivekananda and Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose's birthday.
She, supposedly the 'biggest gift of God to mankind', wants her photo to be printed in between photos of Swamiji and Netaji, with taxpayers hard earned money.
Shame! shame! shame!
#HowIndiaTravels #BengalisShamed #BengalDoomed #HowNotToMarket #LaughAloud
The one and only 'learned' and 'know it all' lady of West Bengal has passed on instructions to have 10'x3' flex banners printed & displayed in thousands (maybe in lakhs .... more the merrier for their own coffers) on 10th/ 11th Jan & 22nd/ 23rd Jan 2015 to celebrate Swami Vivekananda and Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose's birthday.
She, supposedly the 'biggest gift of God to mankind', wants her photo to be printed in between photos of Swamiji and Netaji, with taxpayers hard earned money.
Shame! shame! shame!
#HowIndiaTravels #BengalisShamed #BengalDoomed #HowNotToMarket #LaughAloud
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