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Showing posts with label laugh aloud. Show all posts
Showing posts with label laugh aloud. Show all posts
Sunday, 19 July 2020
Friday, 29 May 2020
Pakistan's work from home strategy
Pakistan has taken work from home a bit too seriously in response to India's figurative gesture of how badly we can 'thoko' them 😅😅😅😅
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* How India Travels
* Laugh Aloud
Thursday, 7 July 2016
Sunday, 5 July 2015
Responding to the boss in a washroom
How do you respond to your BOSS who meets you at the washroom urinal and asks "How are You doing?" ???
See how this person responded :
"I was under a lot of pressure, but things seem to be flowing well now. I've got a firm grip on the situation and am seeing some good volumes & output. It may take a while before I achieve completion, but it's important to take one's time in order to stay focused on objectives. I expect to wash my hands off the whole thing soon."
See how this person responded :
"I was under a lot of pressure, but things seem to be flowing well now. I've got a firm grip on the situation and am seeing some good volumes & output. It may take a while before I achieve completion, but it's important to take one's time in order to stay focused on objectives. I expect to wash my hands off the whole thing soon."
Wednesday, 25 February 2015
Insights on uses for Vaseline
Insights on uses for Vaseline.
#LaughAloud
#StressRelievingInitiative
#MarketingPundit
#LaughAloud
#StressRelievingInitiative
#MarketingPundit
Monday, 23 February 2015
MP runs out of Parliament, blames tight underpants
A Canadian MP, who was asked to explain why he had to leave the House of Commons, has blamed his tight pants.
Martin, who belongs to the official opposition New Democrats, bolted as members of Parliament began to rise one by one to vote.
When asked to explain, Martin said, "I can blame it on a sale that was held at the Hudson's Bay . They had a men's underwear on for half-price. I bought a bunch that was clearly too small for me, and I find it difficult to sit for any length of time".
Martin, who belongs to the official opposition New Democrats, bolted as members of Parliament began to rise one by one to vote.
When asked to explain, Martin said, "I can blame it on a sale that was held at the Hudson's Bay . They had a men's underwear on for half-price. I bought a bunch that was clearly too small for me, and I find it difficult to sit for any length of time".
Tuesday, 27 January 2015
Monday, 10 November 2014
Animals type man should urinate here?
Animals type man should urinate here?????
How do they look?
Intrigued!
#RottenEnglish
How do they look?
Intrigued!
#RottenEnglish
Awkward tattoos
This should send shivers through the spine of all my male and lady friends who are contemplating tattooing themselves!
Imagine a spelling or some other glaring mistake on the tattoo.
Note the error in 'courageous' and 'intelligent'.
#RottenEnglish
Imagine a spelling or some other glaring mistake on the tattoo.
Note the error in 'courageous' and 'intelligent'.
#RottenEnglish
Tuesday, 4 November 2014
Letter pertaining to 'attendance status' of student to her father
Our friend Swaraj Roy got this letter pertaining to 'attendance status' from his daughter's college (Jain University) on 4th November 2014.
He's wondering if he should be worried?
He needs your suggestion!
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He's wondering if he should be worried?
He needs your suggestion!
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Sunday, 5 October 2014
Essay on cow by school-kid in Kolkata
A kid in a reputed school in Kolkata scored a perfect '0' on '8' against Qtn 6a. He was asked to write a paragraph about 'cows' in Bengali.
Translated into English, this is what he wrote:
"Cow is an animal. We all know cow. Cow roams everywhere near us. Cow calls 'hamba, hamba'. Cow has four tails and one leg. Cow is a vegetarian, so eats grass. Cow gives milk. Mother Dairy takes this milk and supplies us. I drink milk every morning. My friend Raj stays on the 24th floor of South City. He has not seen a cow."
I'd like to follow this kid's career progress .....he is creative & has a sense of logical reasoning
Might grow up to head a good creative agency
He has seen cows but his friend staying on the 24th Floor of an upmarket housing cluster has not seen one
A cow is a veggie & therefore eats grass while my young author is a non-veg who by logical reasoning has fish, chicken, eggs only
Translated into English, this is what he wrote:
"Cow is an animal. We all know cow. Cow roams everywhere near us. Cow calls 'hamba, hamba'. Cow has four tails and one leg. Cow is a vegetarian, so eats grass. Cow gives milk. Mother Dairy takes this milk and supplies us. I drink milk every morning. My friend Raj stays on the 24th floor of South City. He has not seen a cow."
I'd like to follow this kid's career progress .....he is creative & has a sense of logical reasoning
Might grow up to head a good creative agency
He has seen cows but his friend staying on the 24th Floor of an upmarket housing cluster has not seen one
A cow is a veggie & therefore eats grass while my young author is a non-veg who by logical reasoning has fish, chicken, eggs only
Friday, 26 September 2014
Kamasutra lessons
KAMASUTRA LESSONS:
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done".
Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done".
Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.
Thursday, 25 September 2014
Saudi Arabia is allowing women to drive
Saudi Arabia is allowing women to drive.
Photo credit: Doc Thompson.
Photo credit: Doc Thompson.
Wednesday, 24 September 2014
HT interviews Moon Moon Sen
HT asked a few basic questions to Moon Moon Sen, Trinamool Congress MP elected from Bankura, West Bengal.
She had some truly intelligent answers on offer!
She had some truly intelligent answers on offer!
Gujarati meal for Chinese premier during his visit to India in September 2014
Gujju meal for Chinese premier during his visit to India in September 2014.
Sunday, 21 September 2014
Customer care by State Transport Corporations in India
Some of the State Transport Corporations really care for their passengers.
Why aren't the bosses hauled up for such fantastic customer comfort ..... I'm left wondering!
Why aren't the bosses hauled up for such fantastic customer comfort ..... I'm left wondering!
Thursday, 11 September 2014
Saturday, 6 September 2014
Thursday, 28 August 2014
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