For RaGa, 'eksau paisat' is 'one six seven'

I keep wondering which Irish Brother admitted this freak to St. Columbas School. Every time I think about that, I feel ashamed to call myself an alumni of a Christian Brother school 😩 

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Chanting of "Jai Shree Ram" can make someone jump from the wheelchair and start running

For eradicating the most diabolical disease in West Bengal, garb se pukaro, zor se pukaro, bhakti se pukaro, "Jai Shree Ram"  🙏 

To heal all sprains and fractured bones in seconds, zor se pukaro, bhakti se pukaro, "Jai Shree Ram"  🙏  🤭 
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What's RaGa saying

This is what happens when a spoilt 'Overgrown Adolescent' whiles away time in the class thinking about his escapades to Bangkok or Italy. During examinations, questions are set from within the syllabus. However, the spoilt student has no clues about the answers.

The student nevertheless answers something to avoid getting smacked by his mom with her torn and soiled chappals.
Let's pity the poor teacher who has to browse through the entire answer sheet to check if the answer is hidden somewhere in the junk to avoid awarding a perfect 'duck' 😩
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After Nadda was addressed as Fadda, people with certain surnames don't want to become opposition leaders

People with surnames like Pal, Dhara (and the likes) dare not oppose HER in Bengal following her public outburst against BJP President J.P.Nadda and calling him names in December 2020  

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Didir Baani - Ericsson is Erection

In Queen's Republic of Waste Bengal where the only 'born on a footpath' FMCG brand to be extensively advertised is Japani Tel, little wonders that the 'telebhaja queen' who's a self proclaimed #GreatestGiftOfGodToBengaliMankind is of the opinion that Ericsson is pronounced ERECTION and Accenture is AKENTURE 😡😡😡

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Cracking the Civil Services isn't

Little wonders that his students crack the Civil Services exams with ease 😀 

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S.P.Balasubramaniam's last video message to his fans and well-wishers

Noted singer S.P.Balasubramaniam breathed his last on 2020-09-25. He was recovering from Corona. 

This was his last video message to his fans and well-wishers. He was confident of a total recovery. Nevertheless, he succumbed to the deadly pandemic 😩 
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Vidyasagar supposedly invented the 'mile'

It's a blessing that 'Ishwar da' is no more 😜. 

For all that we know, Manoniya sat besides 'him' under the street light to complete her PhD thesis papers which were submitted to a non-existent New Georgia University. 

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Collection of Didir Baani

Collection of Didir baani. 

The hubby who looks like a woman

The famoos hubby who looks like a woman with a man's head ... 'moobs' are prominent as are curves. Check 👇 😁
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Who are these Bollywood characters? 😉

Can you identify these faces from Mumbai's filmworld, viz. Bollywood?
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Up or Down 🤔

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.

Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.

The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.

They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,
'Do you want to go up or down?'

All of a sudden, the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat!

When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.

They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river.

He again asked the lady,
'Up or down?'

There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again.

This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day.

She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked,
'Up or down?'

The woman replied, 'Down.'

A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman continued to guide the boat until he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady,
'Up or down?'

She replied, 'Up.'

This really confused the gentleman so he asked, 'What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!'

'Yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid,' she replied.

'I thought the choices were
fuck or drown....' 

Even Mulla Nasruddin felt that Chinese products are useless 😄

Mulla Nasruddin buys a pair of Chinese infrared glasses.
He wears them in office in the morning and sees everyone naked.
He takes them off for a moment and everyone has their clothes on.
In the evening, he wears them in the shopping mall & sees everyone naked.
He takes them off for a moment and everyone has their clothes on again.
He goes home at night and wears them only to find his wife Salma in bed with his friend Abdulla, both naked.
He takes off the glasses and they both are still naked  ! 😳

Mulla Nasruddin says,  “This is the problem with Chinese products, don’t even last for a day.” 😆😆😆

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Pappini's soch - waiting to help India with 1000 fighter jets

How Pappini's brain works 😉
She is possibly waiting to help India with 1000 fighter jets, akin to her offer of transporting migrant workers to their home states in 1000 non-existent buses.
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Donate sperm to get a lady out on bail

Men will be too eager to get a lady out on bail, if that's what is expected from them.
Donate sperm to get a lady out on bail.
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RaGa's brains always maintain safe distance from its owner

Pappu (Raga) and his brains obediently follows social distancing. The brain always maintains safe distance from the owner.
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The job of being the security personnel of RaGa must be so difficult

The job of being the security personnel of an overgrown adolescent, RaGa must be so difficult. 

The security officials have to be continuously be with this retard and hear him speak utter nonsense but can't afford to laugh it out. 

After duty hours the officials must be meeting their friends and relatives and become the butt of all jokes for being the security guards of the most useless citizen of India. 

If applying for a new job, they will be jeered at for having spent weeks and months with an uncouth retard. 

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Pakistan's work from home strategy

Pakistan has taken work from home a bit too seriously in response to India's figurative gesture of how badly we can 'thoko' them 😅😅😅😅
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Sanitization initiatives can result in embarrassing moments

There's sanitization initiative everywhere. Watch your steps to avoid embarrassment.

Names of kids in schools born in or after 2020

Names of kids in schools born in or after 2020 😄
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