Monday 19 August 2024

SBI officer out on a shopping spree


A hardly working, hardly busy SBI officer went to buy clothes on one of his innumerable Holidays every year. 

It's too too too topical. I have already watched it multiple number of times 😀😀😀😀

Lesson: Do not do to others what you don't want others to do to you.

Friday 9 August 2024


Hello chamchas, these two characters are your role models, isn't it 😃😃😃 
* Laugh Aloud

Saturday 13 April 2024

Best way to find a location


Google location doesn't work.
However, this works flawlessly 😀😀😀
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* Laugh Aloud

Wednesday 7 February 2024

Friday 24 November 2023

Bhabi trying to console depressed devar after World Cup Cricket 2023 loss


Devar is devastated after India's loss on Sunday 2023-11-19 evening. He had gone into depression. Caring Bihari bhabi consoles her Bihari devar. 

* Laugh Aloud

Friday 28 July 2023

Poti jaigai giye eirokom bodmaisi koren .... 😀


Poti jaigai giye eirokom bodmaisi koren ...... 😀😀😀😀 
Courtesy: Rina Halder 

* Laugh Aloud

Sunday 9 July 2023

Her cunningness is comparable to the man under the stairs


How figurative 😉 

The repetitive cunning act is extremely amusing for the one under the stairs! That's his definition of fun. 

Now replace that man with the 'daanda' with a bloodthirsty 'khaalpar' resident and visualize how the person makes people take each other's lives. 

It's only a matter of time before the person's diabolical designs will be dealt with by the common man with exemplary tit for tat. 
* Figurative 
* Laugh Aloud 
* How India Travels

Monday 10 April 2023

Congress promised an extra finger during the Lok Sabha Elections 2019 - Kms Of India


Congress definitely put all their might into the Lok Sabha Elections 2019. 
They even promised an extra finger (to dip into ghee?). 
Or, is their poor counting skills a symptom of Pappuitis?  

Text courtesy: Sankara Pillai. 
Pic courtesy: Vikram Menon. 
* Kms Of India 
* Kilometres Of India 
* Only While Travelling By Road In India 
* Wisest Man In Congress 
* How India Travels 
* Laugh Aloud

Friday 7 April 2023

Epic printing error in Jugantar

āĻāĻ•āĻŦাāĻ° āĻŦিāĻ–্āĻ¯াāĻ¤ āĻ°াāĻœāĻ¨ৈāĻ¤িāĻ• āĻŦ্āĻ¯াāĻ•্āĻ¤িāĻ¤্āĻŦ āĻ¸ুāĻļীāĻ˛ āĻ§াāĻ°াāĻ° āĻ¨েāĻ¤ৃāĻ¤্āĻŦে āĻāĻ•āĻŸি 'āĻŽৌāĻ¨ āĻĒ্āĻ°āĻ¤িāĻŦাāĻĻ' āĻŽিāĻ›িāĻ˛েāĻ° āĻ°িāĻĒোāĻ°্āĻŸ āĻ•āĻ°āĻ¤ে āĻ—িā§Ÿে āĻ¯ুāĻ—াāĻ¨্āĻ¤āĻ° āĻĒāĻ¤্āĻ°িāĻ•াā§Ÿ āĻ›াāĻĒা āĻšā§ŸেāĻ›িāĻ˛:
"āĻ¸ুāĻļীāĻ˛ āĻŦাāĻ°াāĻ° āĻ¨েāĻ¤ৃāĻ¤্āĻŦে āĻŽৌāĻ¨ āĻŽিāĻ›িāĻ˛।" 

āĻ­ুāĻ˛ āĻŦুāĻāĻ¤ে āĻĒেāĻ°ে āĻ¤াāĻ° āĻĒāĻ°āĻĻিāĻ¨ āĻ­্āĻ°āĻŽ āĻ¸ংāĻļোāĻ§āĻ¨ী āĻ›াāĻĒা āĻšāĻ¯়
"āĻ¸ুāĻļীāĻ˛ āĻ§াāĻ°াāĻ° āĻ¨েāĻ¤ৃāĻ¤্āĻŦে āĻ¯ৌāĻ¨ āĻŽিāĻ›িāĻ˛।" 

āĻ­ুāĻ˛েāĻ° āĻĒুāĻ¨āĻ°াāĻŦৃāĻ¤্āĻ¤ি āĻšāĻ“ā§Ÿাā§Ÿ āĻĒāĻ°āĻĻিāĻ¨ āĻ›াāĻĒা āĻšāĻ¯়
"āĻ•্āĻ°āĻŽ āĻ¸ংāĻļোāĻ§āĻ¨- 'āĻ¯ৌāĻ¨ āĻŽিāĻ›িāĻ˛' āĻ¨ā§Ÿ, 'āĻŽৌāĻ¨ āĻŽিāĻ›িāĻ˛' āĻšāĻŦে । āĻ†āĻŽāĻ°া āĻ˛āĻœ্āĻœিāĻ¤। " 

āĻ­্āĻ°āĻŽেāĻ° āĻœাā§ŸāĻ—াā§Ÿ āĻ•্āĻ°āĻŽ āĻ›াāĻĒাā§Ÿ, āĻĒāĻ°েāĻ° āĻĻিāĻ¨ āĻ˛িāĻ–āĻ¤ে āĻšāĻ˛ 
"āĻ•্āĻ°āĻŽ āĻ¸ংāĻļোāĻ§āĻ¨' āĻ¨ā§Ÿ, 'āĻ­্āĻ°āĻŽ āĻ¸ংāĻļোāĻ§āĻ¨ āĻšāĻŦে'। āĻ†āĻŽāĻ°া āĻ¸āĻœ্āĻœিāĻ¤।" 

āĻāĻ¤েāĻ“ āĻ­ুāĻ˛ āĻšāĻ“ā§Ÿাā§Ÿ āĻĒāĻ°েāĻ° āĻĻিāĻ¨ āĻļেāĻˇāĻŦাāĻ°েāĻ° āĻŽāĻ¤ āĻ•াāĻ—āĻœে āĻĻেāĻ–া āĻ—েāĻ˛-
"āĻ—āĻ¤āĻ•াāĻ˛ 'āĻ˛āĻœ্āĻœিāĻ¤'āĻ° āĻœাā§ŸāĻ—াā§Ÿ 'āĻ¸āĻœ্āĻœিāĻ¤' āĻ›াāĻĒা āĻšā§ŸেāĻ›ে। āĻ†āĻŽাāĻĻেāĻ° āĻāĻ‡ āĻ…āĻ¨āĻ­িāĻĒ্āĻ°েāĻ¤ āĻĒাāĻ›াāĻ° āĻ­ুāĻ˛েāĻ° āĻœāĻ¨্āĻ¯ āĻ†āĻŽāĻ°া āĻĻুঃāĻ–িāĻ¤ ।" 

āĻāĻ¤āĻŦাāĻ° āĻ­ুāĻ˛ āĻšāĻ“ā§Ÿাā§Ÿ āĻāĻŦাāĻ° āĻĒাāĻ āĻ•āĻ°া āĻ…āĻ¤্āĻ¯āĻ¨্āĻ¤ āĻŦিāĻ°āĻ•্āĻ¤ āĻšāĻ˛েāĻ¨। 
āĻšাāĻ°āĻĻিāĻ• āĻĨেāĻ•ে āĻĒ্āĻ°āĻšুāĻ° āĻšিāĻ ি āĻ†āĻ¸āĻ¤ে āĻ˛াāĻ—āĻ˛। 
āĻ¸āĻŽ্āĻĒাāĻĻāĻ• āĻ•āĻŽ্āĻĒোāĻœিāĻŸাāĻ°āĻ•ে āĻĄেāĻ•ে āĻ†āĻš্āĻ›া āĻ•āĻ°ে āĻ§āĻŽāĻ•াāĻ˛েāĻ¨। 
āĻ•āĻŽ্āĻĒোāĻœিāĻŸাāĻ° āĻ—িā§Ÿে āĻŸাāĻ‡āĻĒāĻ¸েāĻŸাāĻ°েāĻ° āĻŦাāĻĒাāĻ¨্āĻ¤ āĻ•āĻ°āĻ˛েāĻ¨।
āĻ˜াāĻŦā§œে āĻ—িā§Ÿে āĻ¨াāĻ°্āĻ­াāĻ¸ āĻŸাāĻ‡āĻĒāĻ¸েāĻŸাāĻ° āĻ¯া āĻ•āĻ°āĻ˛েāĻ¨, āĻ¤াāĻ¤ে āĻĒāĻ°েāĻ° āĻĻিāĻ¨ āĻ•াāĻ—āĻœে āĻŦেāĻ° āĻšāĻ˛ো
"āĻ›াāĻĒাāĻ° āĻ­ুāĻ˛েāĻ° āĻœাā§ŸāĻ—াā§Ÿ āĻĒাāĻ›াāĻ° āĻšুāĻ˛ āĻ˛েāĻ–াā§Ÿ āĻ†āĻŽāĻ°া āĻ•্āĻˇāĻŽাāĻĒ্āĻ°াāĻ°্āĻĨী। " 

Friday 17 March 2023

New normal punishment in WB govt schools


The new normal punishment for 'gorment' school students in Queen's Republic of Waste Bengal. 
* Civic Teacher 
* Sarcasm Intended 

Monday 1 August 2022

Bewafa Tea & Cold Drinks stall in Sheikhpura, Bihar


While visiting his native place in Sheikhpura, Bihar, a frequent traveller Sabir Syed tumbled upon Bewafa Tea & Cold Drinks on 30th July 2022. The owner supposedly had a heart break and thereafter started this business and named it accordingly. 
There's discount on offer for heart broken people. 
* Kms of India 
* Kilometres of India 
* Only While Travelling By Road In India 
* Laugh Aloud 

Friday 22 July 2022

Khela shuru (from 2022-07-22 morning)


Khela shuru (from 2022-07-22 morning), 
Khela hochche, 
Aaro khela hobe. 
* Laugh Aloud
* How India Travels 
* Events Of India

SHE has justified the find of ₹20 crores


The Symbol Of Integrity has justified ED's find of ₹20 crores so far on 2022-07-22. 
* Sarcasm Intended 
* Laugh Aloud

Thursday 14 April 2022

Testicles needed


Testicles needed for HAnubrata Mondal. 
Kind hearted TMChii apologists should come forward to donate their own testicles. 

Wednesday 9 March 2022

She is striving to stop bluffing

"āĻ¨ুāĻ¨, āĻšিāĻ¨ি āĻ°িāĻĢাāĻ‡āĻ¨্āĻĄ āĻ¤েāĻ˛ āĻ¸āĻŦ āĻ›েā§œে āĻĻিā§ŸেāĻ›ি āĻ†āĻœ āĻŦāĻ›āĻ° āĻĻুā§ŸেāĻ• āĻšā§Ÿে āĻ—েāĻ˛...
āĻ¸āĻ•াāĻ˛ে āĻ‰āĻ ে āĻĒ্āĻ°াā§Ÿ āĻ¤িāĻ¨ āĻ•িāĻ˛োāĻŽিāĻŸাāĻ° āĻšাঁāĻŸি, āĻ†āĻ§āĻ˜āĻ¨্āĻŸা āĻ¯োāĻ—াāĻ¸āĻ¨.... āĻāĻ•āĻ˛িāĻŸাāĻ° āĻˆāĻˇāĻĻুāĻˇ্āĻŖ āĻœāĻ˛... āĻāĻ‡āĻ—ুāĻ˛ো āĻĒ্āĻ°াā§Ÿ āĻ°ুāĻŸিāĻ¨ āĻšā§Ÿে āĻ—েāĻ›ে āĻ†āĻŽাāĻ°...
āĻšা āĻ•āĻĢি āĻŽāĻĻ āĻ¸āĻŦ āĻ¤্āĻ¯াāĻ— āĻ•āĻ°েāĻ›ি āĻŦেāĻļ āĻ•িāĻ›ুāĻĻিāĻ¨ āĻšā§Ÿে āĻ—েāĻ˛... āĻļুāĻ§ু āĻ¸āĻŦুāĻœ āĻ¸āĻŦāĻœি, āĻ¤াāĻœা āĻĢāĻ˛ āĻ–াāĻ‡...  āĻ¸াāĻĨে āĻ­ুāĻŸ্āĻŸাāĻ° āĻ°ুāĻŸি āĻ¤াāĻœা āĻŽাāĻ–āĻ¨ āĻĻিā§Ÿে...
āĻ¸াāĻ°াāĻĻিāĻ¨ে āĻĒ্āĻ°াā§Ÿ āĻ¤িāĻ¨āĻ˛িāĻŸাāĻ° āĻœāĻ˛...
āĻŦিāĻ•েāĻ˛ে āĻāĻ•āĻ—্āĻ˛াāĻ¸ āĻ›াঁāĻš, āĻ¸াāĻĨে āĻĄ্āĻ°াāĻ‡āĻĢ্āĻ°ুāĻŸ... āĻ¸িāĻœāĻ¨াāĻ˛ āĻĢ্āĻ°েāĻļ āĻĢāĻ˛ āĻ¯āĻ–āĻ¨ āĻ¯া āĻĒাāĻ‡ āĻ–াāĻ‡...
āĻ¸āĻŦāĻ°āĻ•āĻŽ āĻ–াāĻ°াāĻĒ āĻœিāĻ¨িāĻ¸ āĻ–াāĻ“ā§Ÿা āĻ›েā§œে āĻĻিā§ŸেāĻ›ি... āĻ…্āĻ¯াāĻ˛āĻ•োāĻšāĻ˛ āĻāĻ•েāĻŦাāĻ°েāĻ‡ āĻŦāĻ¨্āĻ§... 
āĻ¸āĻŦ āĻŦাāĻœে āĻ…āĻ­্āĻ¯েāĻ¸ āĻŦāĻ¨্āĻ§ āĻšā§Ÿে āĻ—েāĻ›ে āĻĒ্āĻ°াā§Ÿ... āĻāĻ–āĻ¨ āĻ¯ে āĻ•āĻ°েāĻ‡ āĻšোāĻ• āĻāĻ‡  āĻŽিāĻĨ্āĻ¯েāĻ•āĻĨা āĻŦāĻ˛াāĻ° āĻ…āĻ­্āĻ¯েāĻ¸āĻŸা āĻ›াā§œāĻ¤ে āĻĒাāĻ°āĻ˛েāĻ‡ āĻšā§Ÿে āĻ¯াāĻŦে....!"
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(copied) 



Needless to mention who said these! 😉 



* Laugh Aloud 

Friday 25 February 2022

Shiv Sena leader can't wear a mask


Shiv Sena leader can't wear a mask. 
Little wonders that they are called 'ganwar senas'! 
They too want to rule India and/ or the states. 
Location: Gorakhpur, UP (February 2022) 
* How India Travels 
* Events Of India 
* Laugh Aloud