Sunday, 9 March 2025

Banerjee, not Band padddheyyy


My last name is Banerjee, not Band padddheyyy 🤭 
Get it right forever! 
* Laugh Aloud

Sunday, 23 February 2025

India's fetish for fairness is not just skin deep


Stand-up comic Saikiran's dissection of India's obsession with fairness is not just skin-deep. 
* How India Travels 
* Laugh Aloud 

Friday, 21 February 2025

Signature of Donald Trump


The lower half is an ECG recording. The cardiologists term this as ventricular flutter which is synonymous with sudden cardiac death. 
 The upper one is the signature of Donald Trump 🤭

Saturday, 8 February 2025


Meme of Arvind Kejriwal after AAP's stellar performance in Delhi assembly elections. 
Election results announced on 2025-02-08 afternoon. 
BJP secured 48 seats, AAP managed to win 22 seats. Congress scored a big duck. 

Monday, 3 February 2025


The deshdrohi opposition parties are in a fix after the Union Budget 2025 placed in Parliament by Nirmala Sitaraman, Union Finance Minister on 2025-02-01. 
* How India Travels

Monday, 16 December 2024

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First the disclaimer: The following content is AI generated. FaBo, the Gandha @$$licker should note that  ...... 

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Here's a sneak preview of Thailand Tapasya Center. 

Monday, 19 August 2024

SBI officer out on a shopping spree


A hardly working, hardly busy SBI officer went to buy clothes on one of his innumerable Holidays every year. 

It's too too too topical. I have already watched it multiple number of times 😀😀😀😀

Lesson: Do not do to others what you don't want others to do to you.

Friday, 9 August 2024


Hello chamchas, these two characters are your role models, isn't it 😃😃😃 
* Laugh Aloud

Thursday, 6 June 2024

Saturday, 13 April 2024

Best way to find a location


Google location doesn't work.
However, this works flawlessly 😀😀😀
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* Laugh Aloud

Wednesday, 7 February 2024

Friday, 24 November 2023

Bhabi trying to console depressed devar after World Cup Cricket 2023 loss


Devar is devastated after India's loss on Sunday 2023-11-19 evening. He had gone into depression. Caring Bihari bhabi consoles her Bihari devar. 

* Laugh Aloud

Friday, 28 July 2023

Poti jaigai giye eirokom bodmaisi koren .... 😀


Poti jaigai giye eirokom bodmaisi koren ...... 😀😀😀😀 
Courtesy: Rina Halder 

* Laugh Aloud

Sunday, 9 July 2023

Her cunningness is comparable to the man under the stairs


How figurative 😉 

The repetitive cunning act is extremely amusing for the one under the stairs! That's his definition of fun. 

Now replace that man with the 'daanda' with a bloodthirsty 'khaalpar' resident and visualize how the person makes people take each other's lives. 

It's only a matter of time before the person's diabolical designs will be dealt with by the common man with exemplary tit for tat. 
* Figurative 
* Laugh Aloud 
* How India Travels

Monday, 10 April 2023

Congress promised an extra finger during the Lok Sabha Elections 2019 - Kms Of India


Congress definitely put all their might into the Lok Sabha Elections 2019. 
They even promised an extra finger (to dip into ghee?). 
Or, is their poor counting skills a symptom of Pappuitis?  

Text courtesy: Sankara Pillai. 
Pic courtesy: Vikram Menon. 
* Kms Of India 
* Kilometres Of India 
* Only While Travelling By Road In India 
* Wisest Man In Congress 
* How India Travels 
* Laugh Aloud

Friday, 7 April 2023

Epic printing error in Jugantar

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Friday, 17 March 2023

New normal punishment in WB govt schools


The new normal punishment for 'gorment' school students in Queen's Republic of Waste Bengal. 
* Civic Teacher 
* Sarcasm Intended