Friday 26 September 2014

Kamasutra lessons

KAMASUTRA LESSONS:
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done".

Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.

Thursday 25 September 2014

Wednesday 24 September 2014

Sunday 21 September 2014

'Shera Bangali' cover photo on 'Desh' (issue dated 17th September 2014)

'Shera Bangali' cover photo on 'Desh' (issue dated 17th September 2014).
These are only two great Bengalis, out of hundreds who have surfaced in recent years under the aegis of an individual who claims to be a 'Symbol of Integrity'.
Thanks to these people, all self-respecting Bengalis are ashamed and disgusted.

Customer care by State Transport Corporations in India

Some of the State Transport Corporations really care for their passengers.
Why aren't the bosses hauled up for such fantastic customer comfort ..... I'm left wondering!

Sunday 7 September 2014