Animals type man should urinate here?

Animals type man should urinate here?????
How do they look?
Intrigued!

#RottenEnglish

Awkward tattoos

This should send shivers through the spine of all my male and lady friends who are contemplating tattooing themselves!
Imagine a spelling or some other glaring mistake on the tattoo.
Note the error in 'courageous' and 'intelligent'.

#RottenEnglish

Essay on cow by school-kid in Kolkata

A kid in a reputed school in Kolkata scored a perfect '0' on '8' against Qtn 6a. He was asked to write a paragraph about 'cows' in Bengali.



Translated into English, this is what he wrote:
"Cow is an animal. We all know cow. Cow roams everywhere near us. Cow calls 'hamba, hamba'. Cow has four tails and one leg. Cow is a vegetarian, so eats grass. Cow gives milk. Mother Dairy takes this milk and supplies us. I drink milk every morning. My friend Raj stays on the 24th floor of South City. He has not seen a cow."

I'd like to follow this kid's career progress .....he is creative & has a sense of logical reasoning
Might grow up to head a good creative agency
He has seen cows but his friend staying on the 24th Floor of an upmarket housing cluster has not seen one
A cow is a veggie & therefore eats grass while my young author is a non-veg who by logical reasoning has fish, chicken, eggs only

Kamasutra lessons

KAMASUTRA LESSONS:
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done".

Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.

Saudi Arabia is allowing women to drive

Saudi Arabia is allowing women to drive.

Photo credit: Doc Thompson.

HT interviews Moon Moon Sen

HT asked a few basic questions to Moon Moon Sen, Trinamool Congress MP elected from Bankura, West Bengal.
She had some truly intelligent answers on offer!

Gujarati meal for Chinese premier during his visit to India in September 2014

Gujju meal for Chinese premier during his visit to India in September 2014.

Customer care by State Transport Corporations in India

Some of the State Transport Corporations really care for their passengers.
Why aren't the bosses hauled up for such fantastic customer comfort ..... I'm left wondering!

Nun crossed

Toilet etiquette signs

Toilet etiquette signs.

Cruel male dominated culture in fashion

Fashion for one woman as perceived by another woman.

When two Punjabis argue

Punjabis are known for liberal use of profanities.
When two Punjabis argue, read what happens ....

Pope is a man, too

Pope is a man without any doubts whatsoever!

Medical breakthrough in 'Knee joint X-ray'

Rarest of the rare medical breakthrough in 'Knee joint X-ray'.

We are thankful to Mr.Rajesh Mehta (Facebook @ rajkmehta) for sharing with us a copy of the X-ray plate.

Clean Ganga project

Mandakini, the actress of yesteryears and famous for her role in the Hindi Bollywood flick '' is rumoured to head the Clean Ganga project team.

Women

Women

Claustrophobia

What is 'claustrophobia'

In-prayer product positioning

A very senior marketing director of Nestle worlwide (of Nescafe fame) manages to have a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican with the active assistance of yours truly, the Marketingpundit.com.

After receiving the Papal blessing, the Nestle (Nescafe) official whispers, "Your Eminence, I have some business to discuss. We at Nescafe have an offer for you. Nescafe is prepared to donate $100 million to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily coffee'."
The Pope looks outraged and thunders, "That is impossible. The Prayer is the word of the Lord, It must not be changed".
"Well," says the Nescafe man somewhat chastened, "We anticipated your reluctance. For this reason, and the importance of the Lord's Prayer to all Catholics, we will increase our offer to $300 million. All we require is that you change the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to Give us this day our daily coffee'."
Again, even more sternly, the Pope replies, "That, my son is impossible. For the prayer is the word of the Lord and it must not be changed."
Finally, the Nescafe director says, "Your Holiness, we at Nescafe respect your adherence to your faith, we realise that tradition is essential to your beliefs, we fully understand the importance of the word of the Lord .............. but we do have one final offer. Please discuss it with your cardinals. We will donate $500 million to the great Catholic church if you would only change the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily coffee'. Please, please consider it." And he leaves.

The next day the Pope convenes the College of Cardinals.
"There is some Good news", he announces.
He continues to a hushed assembly "And some bad news ...... the good news is, the Church will get $ 500 million".
"And what is the bad news, your Holiness?" asks a Cardinal.
"Sadly" says the Pope,
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"We would have to lose the Britannia Account...... .............and take on with the Nestle!"

That's in-prayer product positioning.

Uttam - Suchitra happy to be no more

This is possibly the best poster which has immense relevance to the #LokSabhaElections2014.
My Bengali friends will have a hearty laugh.

P.S: I pity those who are missing out on the meaning.
Those who are interested in the hidden meaning, can respond as a comment. There will be too many people to convey the translated meaning.
Just #LaughAloud

Cell Phone etiquette

After a tiring day in office, a young commuter Manasi settled down in her seat for the long journey back home and closed her eyes.

As the train rolled out of the station, Sawant, the short and bald elderly guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice ......
"Hi sweetheart, it's Sawant. I'm on the train." "Yes, I know it's eight-thirty and not four-thirty, but I had a long meeting". "No, honey, not with the lady from the 24 hrs news channel. It was with the Boss taking my pants off." "No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life."

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.

When young Manasi sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone ...... "Sawant, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Now, Sawant doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.