Sunday 5 October 2014

Defining 30 best fun-bags of Bollywood

Defining 30 best fun-bags of Bollywood.



(01) Thanks to Sunny Leone's entry into Bollywood, we no longer have to hide her CDs from our girls, the ones we’ve been collecting since years. Watching Sunny Leone shove ‘em into the 70mm screen is the best feeling ever!
(02) Lara Dutta, the former Miss Universe was looking very firm and supple in ‘Blue’ – and we are not talking about her body in general either. Neither a tease, nor a prude – Dutta commands attention if and when she does decide to flaunt her goods.
(03) Every time Bipasha Basu, the dusky beauty appears on screen, she uninhibitedly lets us steal a glance at those twins and leaves us asking for more. What would the fantasy world be like without Bips?
(04) Mallika Sherawat's breasts caught the attention of viewers in ‘Khwahish’, and a decade later we still have our own khwahish-es about this sultry siren.
(05) Jacqueline Fernandes, the leggy lass knows well how to tease her men with a sensuous sway, a slow and gentle heaving followed by an occasional thrusting jiggle, all in a single moment!
(06) Whether covered by the bikini top in ‘Cocktail’ or the choli in ‘Goliyon Ka Rasleela: Ram Leela’ – Deepika Padukone’s assets charm men all over India every time she appears onscreen.
(07) Sinking low, pressing ‘em against the floor, Katrina Kaif goes ‘Zara Zara Touch Me’ while you blame Abbas-Mustan for not making the film in 3D.
(08) The epitome of proportion, Priyanka Chopra’s twins are just as shapely as the rest of her. No wonder this ‘exotic’ ‘desi girl’ is media’s darling!
(09) Donning a bikini that became one with Shilpa Shetty's skin, leaving only little to the imagination, she left the whole theatre screaming, ‘Shut up, just bounce’!
(10) Chitrangada Singh, the ‘Desi Boyz’ actress’ well-defined cheekbones go perfectly well with her equally defined cans. Lucky man, Jyoti Randhawa!
(11) Size does matter, and Poonam Pandey proves it right. While we may not clearly remember her face, we can surely differentiate her knockers from amongst a thousand others.
(12) Ditzy roles or superhot intelligence in her movies, Amisha Patel’s hooters probably make a better point to us guys. No offence.
(13) Usually actions speak louder than words. In Sherlyn Chopra’s case, her pair talk the loudest. Outrageously big and equally limber, Sherlyn’s babies are simply drool-worthy.
(14) Too bad Neha Dhupia’s career has not been as hot as her knockers. God knows we could have done with a few more Julies!
(15) Trapping those beauties of Ayesha Takia inside clothes is just unfair to man-kind.
(16) Bazooka alert! ‘Mickey Virus’ actress Elli Avram’s entry in Bollywood could just be the next best thing for all of you who appreciate beauty.
(17) Malaika Arora Khan .... don’t we love women who flaunt all that they’ve got! We’ve seen her wiggle and waggle her assets in several songs but we just cannot get enough of it.
(18) Good things come in small packages – and that is what petite Sophie Chaudhry is all about! Who can forget the item number ‘Bad Boy’ from the movie ‘Pyaar Ke Side Effects’ in all her soapy goodness?
(19) Dimple Kapadia .... can anybody forget those treats waiting to pop out of the skimpy red bikini in the film ‘Bobby’?
(20) We did not even realize when Urmila Matondkar went from young to old – but someone must have forgotten to tell her girls that. Not that we are complaining.
(21) Amrita Arora couldn't act but her gazongas surely could! If breasts could bag roles, she’d be a superstar today!
(22) Yana Gupta the exotic Czech beauty in Bollywood movies is being missed badly nowadays. We miss the perfection that we witnessed in ‘Bijli Giri’ (‘Dum’) and ‘Oh! What a Babe!’ (‘Rakht’).
(23) Bruna Abdullah never shied away from introducing her lady lumps to the whole wide world. This girl is a regular visitor in our fantasy land.
(24) Zeenat Aman .... they don’t make them like her anymore - raw earthy sensuality with none of that cosmetic surgery nonsense. What you see is what you get – and we liked what we saw!
(25) Veena Malik is getting bigger by each passing day. Can someone let us know when her hooters have ‘swayamvars’ of their own?
(26) Maryam Zakaria .... if anything, ‘Grand Masti’ gave us half a dozen hot women to daydream about. And Maryam Zakaria, in her red bodyfit dress, was one voluptuous goddess we pledge our devotion to.
(27) Kainaat Arora .... as the famous dialogue from ‘Grand Masti’ goes, she has left a thousand men waiting to visit her ‘doodh ki factories’.
(28) Zarine Khan is the busty bombshell who made a royal debut in Bollywood as a princess in ‘Veer’. She might not be an outstanding actress, but people do wish to see ‘more’ of her in coming movies.
(29) Koena Mitra may have gotten the rhinoplasty wrong but thank god, she chose the right surgeon to treat those once-little funbags!
(30) They say that Riya Sen’s eyes are her most attractive feature. They missed the mark by at least six inches northwards, dude!

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