Bhaag Madan Bhaag

Madan Mitra (Sports & Transport Minister of West Bengal), overtaken by CBI inspite of his 'Bhaag Madan Bhaag' sprints!!!
A R R E S T E D around 4pm on 12th December 2014 by CBI for huge fraud!
CBI found Madan to be closely associated with the mega Saradha chit fund scam!
When did Madan go to have a facial last time?
How is it that his face used to shine like a mirror?
What is Madan's weight as on 12th Dec?
What did he have for dinner on 11th Dec 2014?
Did he lose his hunger on 11th Dec?
Did he have a sound sleep in the intervening night of 11th and 12th Dec?
How many trips did he make to the loo on the intervening night of 11th and 12th Dec?
Did he have his breakfast at home on 12th Dec before heading for the CBI office in Kolkata?
What did he have for breakfast?
What was the thickness of the rope used to tie him up after 4pm on 12th Dec?
What was the length of the rope used to tie him up after 4pm on 12th Dec?
What did he have for lunch on 12th Dec before the arrest?
What did he have for dinner on 12th Dec after the arrest?
Will he be served dinner in a three year old aluminium 'thali' on 12th Dec and for the next decade or more that he'll be a 'state guest'?
Will he be made to lie on the floor at the Salt Lake Electronics Complex Police Station on 12th Dec & henceforth?
Will he made to wear a blue and white striped 'chaddi' and 'pajama' henceforth?
How happy is Kunal Ghosh now?
There are no end to the number of questions haunting me .... all related to this person who created history in independent West Bengal!
Dailies of 13th & 14th December 2014 will have all the answers .... I will not have access to all those. Please respond with your answers.

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