What do the seemingly holy ones want in their prayers?

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots 🦜, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying
“HI, we're hot. Do you want a date?” 

“That's terrible!” The priest exclaimed. “But I DO have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male taking parrots, to whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will then teach YOUR parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship.” 

So the next day the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots, and the female parrots say “Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?” 

One male parrot looks over at the other and screams: “Put your Bible away Idiot! Our prayers have been answered!”. 

She passed away in English

It's only 

(1) people in India who have grown up with the 'chalta hai' attitude and 
(2) Indians with a commie bent of mind who want others to remain downtrodden while they themselves tower over others without possessing the abilities ........ 
who will say that English is after all a foreign language and as long as the message is understandable, there's no reason to laugh. 
For those in Serial (2), check out the background/ upbringings of their children and you will find that more often than not, they have ensured that their children's future has been taken care of. 
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* Rotten English 
* Laugh Aloud
* How India Travels