Friday, 24 November 2023

Bhabi trying to console depressed devar after World Cup Cricket 2023 loss


Devar is devastated after India's loss on Sunday 2023-11-19 evening. He had gone into depression. Caring Bihari bhabi consoles her Bihari devar. 

* Laugh Aloud

Friday, 28 July 2023

Poti jaigai giye eirokom bodmaisi koren .... 😀


Poti jaigai giye eirokom bodmaisi koren ...... 😀😀😀😀 
Courtesy: Rina Halder 

* Laugh Aloud

Sunday, 9 July 2023

Her cunningness is comparable to the man under the stairs


How figurative 😉 

The repetitive cunning act is extremely amusing for the one under the stairs! That's his definition of fun. 

Now replace that man with the 'daanda' with a bloodthirsty 'khaalpar' resident and visualize how the person makes people take each other's lives. 

It's only a matter of time before the person's diabolical designs will be dealt with by the common man with exemplary tit for tat. 
* Figurative 
* Laugh Aloud 
* How India Travels

Monday, 10 April 2023

Congress promised an extra finger during the Lok Sabha Elections 2019 - Kms Of India


Congress definitely put all their might into the Lok Sabha Elections 2019. 
They even promised an extra finger (to dip into ghee?). 
Or, is their poor counting skills a symptom of Pappuitis?  

Text courtesy: Sankara Pillai. 
Pic courtesy: Vikram Menon. 
* Kms Of India 
* Kilometres Of India 
* Only While Travelling By Road In India 
* Wisest Man In Congress 
* How India Travels 
* Laugh Aloud

Friday, 7 April 2023

Epic printing error in Jugantar

āĻāĻ•āĻŦাāϰ āĻŦিāĻ–্āϝাāϤ āϰাāϜāύৈāϤিāĻ• āĻŦ্āϝাāĻ•্āϤিāϤ্āĻŦ āϏুāĻļীāϞ āϧাāϰাāϰ āύেāϤৃāϤ্āĻŦে āĻāĻ•āϟি 'āĻŽৌāύ āĻĒ্āϰāϤিāĻŦাāĻĻ' āĻŽিāĻ›িāϞেāϰ āϰিāĻĒোāϰ্āϟ āĻ•āϰāϤে āĻ—ি⧟ে āϝুāĻ—াāύ্āϤāϰ āĻĒāϤ্āϰিāĻ•া⧟ āĻ›াāĻĒা āĻšā§ŸেāĻ›িāϞ:
"āϏুāĻļীāϞ āĻŦাāϰাāϰ āύেāϤৃāϤ্āĻŦে āĻŽৌāύ āĻŽিāĻ›িāϞ।" 

āĻ­ুāϞ āĻŦুāĻāϤে āĻĒেāϰে āϤাāϰ āĻĒāϰāĻĻিāύ āĻ­্āϰāĻŽ āϏংāĻļোāϧāύী āĻ›াāĻĒা āĻšāϝ়
"āϏুāĻļীāϞ āϧাāϰাāϰ āύেāϤৃāϤ্āĻŦে āϝৌāύ āĻŽিāĻ›িāϞ।" 

āĻ­ুāϞেāϰ āĻĒুāύāϰাāĻŦৃāϤ্āϤি āĻšāĻ“ā§Ÿা⧟ āĻĒāϰāĻĻিāύ āĻ›াāĻĒা āĻšāϝ়
"āĻ•্āϰāĻŽ āϏংāĻļোāϧāύ- 'āϝৌāύ āĻŽিāĻ›িāϞ' āύ⧟, 'āĻŽৌāύ āĻŽিāĻ›িāϞ' āĻšāĻŦে । āφāĻŽāϰা āϞāϜ্āϜিāϤ। " 

āĻ­্āϰāĻŽেāϰ āϜা⧟āĻ—া⧟ āĻ•্āϰāĻŽ āĻ›াāĻĒা⧟, āĻĒāϰেāϰ āĻĻিāύ āϞিāĻ–āϤে āĻšāϞ 
"āĻ•্āϰāĻŽ āϏংāĻļোāϧāύ' āύ⧟, 'āĻ­্āϰāĻŽ āϏংāĻļোāϧāύ āĻšāĻŦে'। āφāĻŽāϰা āϏāϜ্āϜিāϤ।" 

āĻāϤেāĻ“ āĻ­ুāϞ āĻšāĻ“ā§Ÿা⧟ āĻĒāϰেāϰ āĻĻিāύ āĻļেāώāĻŦাāϰেāϰ āĻŽāϤ āĻ•াāĻ—āϜে āĻĻেāĻ–া āĻ—েāϞ-
"āĻ—āϤāĻ•াāϞ 'āϞāϜ্āϜিāϤ'āϰ āϜা⧟āĻ—া⧟ 'āϏāϜ্āϜিāϤ' āĻ›াāĻĒা āĻšā§ŸেāĻ›ে। āφāĻŽাāĻĻেāϰ āĻāχ āĻ…āύāĻ­িāĻĒ্āϰেāϤ āĻĒাāĻ›াāϰ āĻ­ুāϞেāϰ āϜāύ্āϝ āφāĻŽāϰা āĻĻুঃāĻ–িāϤ ।" 

āĻāϤāĻŦাāϰ āĻ­ুāϞ āĻšāĻ“ā§Ÿা⧟ āĻāĻŦাāϰ āĻĒাāĻ āĻ•āϰা āĻ…āϤ্āϝāύ্āϤ āĻŦিāϰāĻ•্āϤ āĻšāϞেāύ। 
āϚাāϰāĻĻিāĻ• āĻĨেāĻ•ে āĻĒ্āϰāϚুāϰ āϚিāĻ ি āφāϏāϤে āϞাāĻ—āϞ। 
āϏāĻŽ্āĻĒাāĻĻāĻ• āĻ•āĻŽ্āĻĒোāϜিāϟাāϰāĻ•ে āĻĄেāĻ•ে āφāϚ্āĻ›া āĻ•āϰে āϧāĻŽāĻ•াāϞেāύ। 
āĻ•āĻŽ্āĻĒোāϜিāϟাāϰ āĻ—ি⧟ে āϟাāχāĻĒāϏেāϟাāϰেāϰ āĻŦাāĻĒাāύ্āϤ āĻ•āϰāϞেāύ।
āϘাāĻŦ⧜ে āĻ—ি⧟ে āύাāϰ্āĻ­াāϏ āϟাāχāĻĒāϏেāϟাāϰ āϝা āĻ•āϰāϞেāύ, āϤাāϤে āĻĒāϰেāϰ āĻĻিāύ āĻ•াāĻ—āϜে āĻŦেāϰ āĻšāϞো
"āĻ›াāĻĒাāϰ āĻ­ুāϞেāϰ āϜা⧟āĻ—া⧟ āĻĒাāĻ›াāϰ āϚুāϞ āϞেāĻ–া⧟ āφāĻŽāϰা āĻ•্āώāĻŽাāĻĒ্āϰাāϰ্āĻĨী। " 

Friday, 17 March 2023

New normal punishment in WB govt schools


The new normal punishment for 'gorment' school students in Queen's Republic of Waste Bengal. 
* Civic Teacher 
* Sarcasm Intended