Saturday, 9 August 2014

Maid deserved a hike

Maid wanted a salary raise.
Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a raise.

Maid: I can cook better than you?
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me!

Madam: Ok, second reason.

Maid: I can iron better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me.

Madam: Ok, and the third reason?

Maid: I am also better in bed than you!
This time madam was furious and she was getting ready to break her head.
Madam: Did my husband say that?
Maid: No the driver told me that I'm better in bed than you.

Madam: Please lower your voice I will increase your salary.....

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